Anonymous asked: is Nessie just a dinosaur that survived the Dino-apocalypse?
Nae Nessie is Nessie lad! Although ah’m nae quite sure how auld the lassie is meself…
grand-frere-says asked: Of course. I have a lovely home in Cannes that I think you would enjoy, it is right near the water... and it's very romantic... ;)
Prepare the wine then! Ah’ll be there by maerning!
grand-frere-says asked: I suppose have been well enough, cher. I just came across an old picture of the two of us and it made me realize just how much I miss you... *coughthatandtonfrèreisactinglikeacompleteconnard* you should come visit me sometime...
Aye ah’ve been meaning tae dae that but me boss is getting me tae dae work on this referendum.
But ah’d love tae come over sometime, maybe tae the sooth where it’s nae freezing cold.
grand-frere-says asked: Salut, cher... have you been well? ;)
Ach Frenchie! Ah’ve been freezin me nuts off wi all this snow gain aboot. At least ah’ll be seeing nae maer o the stuff.
What aboot ye then Frenchie?
Anonymous asked: Does the song 'Loch Lomond' make you sad?
If ah thought it was sad ah wouldnae be singing it almost everyday noo would ah?
Anonymous asked: *holds up a drawing of a dog with one leg with a speech bubble that says " I can make it on my own " do you like my drawing? his name is li'l Brudder, he can make it on his own!
Aye it’s a fine drawing ye hae there.
Anonymous asked: if Ireland has a Irish drinking song, does that mean you have a Scottish drinking song?! :D
Nae ah’m too busy actually drinking.
Anonymous asked: why is it more impossible to tell what you are saying then it is for Ireland?
Why is it impossible faer ye lot tae learn Scots?
Anonymous asked: Hey Scotty, done any sheep humping lately?
Ahah very funny wise arse.
Ah dinnae suppose ye dae some yerself dae ye?
kittcat123 asked: What's your favorite food?
Ach ah love me haggis, but there isnae much food ah dinnae like.